If I had a million dollars......

If I had a million dollars I'd buy 31212484.993997599039615846338535 worth of gold for Travian. Normally I'd only get 24009603.841536614645858343337335 for that million dollars....but until Sunday I'd get 31212484.99399759903961580081355 due to the 30% free deal they got going. Then I'd probably just keep checking those decimal places to be sure 55318008 doesn't show up (that's BOOBLESS for the non-13 year old boys )

I wonder what uncle sam takes outta of the travian's peoples pockets, there in Germany right? Don't think Sammy would get a thing....So then it all goes to Weinerschniztle, Saur Kraut, und Bier!!!

Wow, what a horrendous first post....really, not good at all.

Lorca

Lorca...you get a high 5 for just making the first post btw...I'd prolly spend that milliiiion on bunnies...like a million worth. It'd be adorable.

All on gold, Lorca? No beer and waffles?

Anubis wrote:Lorca...you get a high 5 for just making the first post btw...I'd prolly spend that milliiiion on bunnies...like a million worth. It'd be adorable.

you do know what happens when bunnies get together dont you?

Ash (Twist of Fate) wrote:

Anubis wrote:Lorca...you get a high 5 for just making the first post btw...I'd prolly spend that milliiiion on bunnies...like a million worth. It'd be adorable.

you do know what happens when bunnies get together dont you?

Lots and lots of pies.

Ash (Twist of Fate) wrote:

Anubis wrote:Lorca...you get a high 5 for just making the first post btw...I'd prolly spend that milliiiion on bunnies...like a million worth. It'd be adorable.

you do know what happens when bunnies get together dont you?

OMG! Brilliant...my million worth of bunnies would turn into two million worth...and then four million worth...and so on. Bunnies=$$$

I would buy an obscene amount of liquor and beer. More than my paltry two mini-fridges could ever hope to hold. I would consume said beer at my leisure. So, probably in two weekends.

I would then pay off my college education, as well as the culinary school debt to come. I would then buy a Volvo and use the rest of the money to keep myself well-stocked with alcoholic goodness for as long as freakin' possible.



Also, @Liverpool....Manchester United FOR THE WIN. That is all.

Loyalist (Ye Olde Drunk) wrote:I would buy an obscene amount of liquor and beer. More than my paltry two mini-fridges could ever hope to hold. I would consume said beer at my leisure. So, probably in two weekends.

I would then pay off my college education, as well as the culinary school debt to come. I would then buy a Volvo and use the rest of the money to keep myself well-stocked with alcoholic goodness for as long as freakin' possible.



Also, @Liverpool....Manchester United FOR THE WIN. That is all.

Ahhh, anyone can buy the title my man, Chelsea and Man U are perfect examples.

Loyalist (Ye Olde Drunk) wrote:I would buy an obscene amount of liquor and beer. More than my paltry two mini-fridges could ever hope to hold. I would consume said beer at my leisure. So, probably in two weekends.

I would then pay off my college education, as well as the culinary school debt to come. I would then buy a Volvo and use the rest of the money to keep myself well-stocked with alcoholic goodness for as long as freakin' possible.



Also, @Liverpool....Manchester United FOR THE WIN. That is all.

Who let you back in here??!?

Ash (Twist of Fate) wrote:

Who let you back in here??!?

I blame Greenie. You should, too

Ash (Twist of Fate) wrote: Who let you back in here??!?

*Whistles innocently*

If I had a million dollars, we'd be debt free, and in England with our children

If I had $600,000, since LP9 pointed out that that's what it would come to, I'd invest 100,000 into whatever companies I feel would earn me the most money. I'd then buy a 2008 Shelby GT 500 SuperSnake and upgrade it to the fullest capable of my last remaining money and modern technology and then probably wreck it!

Wow Drew, intelligent aren't we?

Domina wrote:Wow Drew, intelligent aren't we?

Yup!

...I'd be on a boat.